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Donald Trump’s Spiritual Adviser Paula White Suggests People Send Her Their January Salary or Face Consequences From God

IndieDems Comment:

People, this is for real. Trump has already practically made Saturday Night Live obsolete by giving us a presidency that is worse than any satire the SNL crew ever concocted.

And now, Paula White makes it impossible for anyone to write a novel satirizing evangelical preachers! Compared to her, Elmer Gantry is the embodiment of Jesus Christ.